Guys, I heard through the sewerlines that there is a new version of the Occupational Health & Safety Act coming out. They call it a Bill. I surely hope its not Bill Clinton. He just was to ny, I mean deny everything. But, as rumour has it, Neptune is changing the rules again. I think … Continue reading Shit’s coming our way, and it is not the sewer line
Neptune recently formed a special council. It is called the SACPCMP. The South Atlantic Copy, Paste, Cut Moron Professions. All the Safety Orrifices has to join the council. And if they are good at copy and paste, they can become Professional Morons. There are three categories. Prrrrr Moron. Shhhhh Moron and the O Moron. There … Continue reading Registration becomes law
My name is Sheqo. I am the distant cousin of a famous movie star, Nemo. I am a worker at a local fish factory. I am also the shop steward and Health & Safety representative for the group of workers in my area. I was not elected by them as it is supposed to happen. … Continue reading About me
The knowledge of some safety penguins are disturbing. One said the following: " The GSR doesn't stipulate the number of first aider, therefore its wise to have as many as possible bcos 10 employees must have First Aid box .That's why some of the mines like Exarro they train everybody . Fire watchers also depends … Continue reading Employees are screwed
According to ocean legend, there was a huge penguin, and he was a real Safety Guru. I think he was also a Bird. His name was Frank. He created this thing called Horseplay. No, it is not playing with a horse. It actually have nothing to do with horses, but this penquin thought we would … Continue reading What the fuck is Horseplay?
Penny the Safety Orrifice makes life difficult.
Sheqo, the Safety Fish, advises employees on their rights, duties and obligations when it comes to occupational health and safety.